Isaac leaned into his attorney background when he offered to recite the Magna Carte (‘Ghostwriter‘,) was able to identify and read Elias’ sneaky demonic contracts (‘Weekend from Hell’) and when he blackmailed Patience in order to get her to release Sam from her supposed ‘stone Sam’ state.
Isaac
Isaac is a Revolutionary war leader of soldiers and spirits alike and is deeply insecure about his place in history. His rivalry with the founding forefathers, notably Alexander Hamilton, brings out his most jealous and snarky nature.
Played by: | Brandon Scott Jones |
Family members: | Harold & Mary Higginbottom (parents), Beatrice Higgintoot (wife), Nigel Chessum (fiancé in the afterlife) |
Abilities: | Combat Readiness, Diplomacy, Negotiation, Public Speaking, Nation Building and Political Discourse. |
Ghostly Ability: | Able to make people smell flatulence when walking through him. |
Occupation in life: | Revolutionary War captain; statesman, attorney, barber, squirrel taxidermist |
Cause of death: | Dysentery |
Personality
A fascinating blend of contradictions makes up Isaac’s personality. Raised in the colony of New York (‘Ghosts: the Musical‘) and later educated at Dartmouth College (‘Hello’) Isaac acts pompous and well-bred in his bearing, but some episodes point to him being middle-class when he was alive (‘Alexander Hamilton and the Ruffle Kerfuffle,’ ‘The Christmas Spirit’) — indeed, his chief nemesis Alexander Hamilton calls him ‘the voice of the common man (‘Alexander Hamilton and the Ruffle Kerfuffle’). Isaac faced various slights and rejection while living, which appear to have fostered his envious and sarcastic nature as a ghost towards his contemporaries and even his fellow spirits. However, some have speculated this behavior, and his overall inflated ego, is a cover for insecurities and to hide a tender heart.
As seen in ‘Hello,’ Isaac struggles with a deep longing to be well-known and admired as a ‘founding father’ like the celebrated politicians he knew. Snarky, sassy and quick-witted, Isaac loves to brag about his experiences but made critical mistakes and tactical errors in both his military and political careers. Isaac has a love for name-dropping, gossip and drama, often poking fun at others, but is quick to forgive and to apologize himself (‘Dinner Party,’ ‘D&D,’ and ‘Alberta’s Fan’).
While he has been called the ‘brains’ of the ghostly group, and was innovative on the battlefield (‘D&D’), Isaac shows a fierce loyalty to his fellow ghosts, and demands the same in return (‘Halloween’). While being the third oldest ghost in the mansion (behind Thorfinn and Sasappis), Isaac keeps his political dreams active by serving as a leader amongst the ghosts and protector of the mansion (‘Halloween,’ ‘D&D’). Keenly observant and curious, Isaac is almost always part of the ghostly ‘welcoming committee’ for those who visit the mansion. Even though he is not seen or heard, he typically has an opinion of each person or situation he encounters (‘Pilot,’ ‘Possession,’ ‘Alberta’s Fan’). As for Sam, Jay and his fellow upstairs ghosts, Isaac demonstratives an attentive attitude, while sometimes boasting of his own importance in the effort. (‘D&D,’ ‘Ghostwriter’).
Flamboyant and light-hearted in his attitude and mannerisms, Isaac is well-known for having dramatic facial and eye expressions and exaggerated gestures. In keeping with his fancy and vibrant nature, he has a passion for tea parties, fancy dinners, and musical theater. Yet he was gritty enough to have taken on the jobs of being a barber, which sometimes required performing minor dentistry and surgery, and a squirrel taxidermist.
In the beginning of the show, while everyone saw Isaac as being closeted gay, Isaac did not see this himself. After his painfully awkward attempt to seduce Hetty (‘Thorapy’) in order to deflect attention from him and Nigel, Isaac come out to her by telling her his eye has indeed been on his former enemy. Slowly, Isaac began to come to a sense of his own self-awareness, his true affections for Nigel and his heart for the residents of Woodstone. At the end of Season 1, Isaac tells Nigel, ‘I like you,’ in front of the other ghosts (‘Farnsby & B’). And his actions in Season 2 have shown his growth as a character — he helped to foster communication between Thor and his son Bjorn (‘The Baby Bjorn’), helped save Sam’s life at a painful and shameful cost (‘Halloween 2: The Ghost of Hetty’s Past‘), revealed the pain of his rejection from the Freemasons (‘The Liquor License’) and made peace with his marriage to Beatrice, the later of which led him to fully accept Nigel and kiss him in ‘The Christmas Spirit, Part One & Part Two.’
While Isaac’s life was cut short before he achieved his dreams, as a ghost, he maintains a sense of self-importance and determination to fulfill the potential he was denied of while among the living. And he remains determined to get that biography of his written.
Note: Many of the points for Isaac featured here were contributed by ‘Ghosts’ fans on social media. Thank you!
History
Isaac was born in 1742 to Harold and Mary Higginbottom, who changed their name to ‘Higgintoot’ in order to avoid some ‘outstanding bank debts’ (‘The Silent Partner’). Isaac attended Dartmouth College (‘Hello’); his area of study was likely law since Sam’s biography identified him as having worked as an attorney when he was alive. He also held the jobs of barber (possibly in the Continental Army but he possibly did this while going to school) and also as a squirrel taxidermist. Isaac sat on the precipice of U.S. history, an observer and bit player in the creation of the new country, but not making the significant contribution he truly wanted to make. He served as a delegate to the Second Continental Congress (‘Alberta’s Fan’), and knew many notable early American leaders. He was also married, to a ‘handsome woman’ named Beatrice, but they slept in separate bedrooms during their marriage. (‘Hello’).
Isaac took great pride in his military career, achieving the rank of captain in the U.S. Continental Army. In 1777, Isaac created a weapon he called the ‘Eyesaac’ — a spy glass attached to a musket — to spy on British Lt. Col. Nigel Chessum across the battlefield (‘D&D’). Not long thereafter, Isaac accidentally discharged the weapon, killing Nigel, an anguishing secret Isaac kept for over two centuries.
Later in 1777, Isaac negotiated the surrender of Fort Ticonderoga in New York to the British (‘Hello’). Two weeks later, on the grounds of what would become the Woodstone mansion, Isaac dies of dysentery (‘Hello’).
As a ghost, Isaac is able to release the smell of flatulence whenever a ‘living’ walks through him (‘Pilot’). This ability is related to the intestinal disease that killed him. Isaac revealed that in 1883, he temporarily possessed the body of one of Hetty Woodstone’s workmen when the mansion was wired for electricity (‘Possession’).
Even in death, Isaac maintains a strong drive to be a leader amongst the upstairs ghosts, but was saddened to learn he was only a ‘footnote in history’ and that his rival Alexander Hamilton achieved great success and recognition (‘Hello’).
Under Isaac’s direction, the Woodstone spirits engage in surveillance and other general haunting and house-bound activities. He even rallied them to torment Sam until she acknowledged their existence (‘Hello’). Later, he talked her into writing his biography ‘Hello’).
Over the course of Sam and Jay’s time living at the Woodstone Mansion, Nigel has grown to become a pivotal part of Isaac’s life. In ‘D&D,’ Sam discovered a shed on the property that was to be torn down, which was occupied by three British Revolutionary War ghosts, to include Nigel, the man whom Isaac accidentally killed. Before this, Isaac and Nigel parleyed periodically to discuss matters still pertinent to the Revolutionary War. After much agonizing worry, Isaac confessed to Nigel that he had indeed, been the sniper who shot him. Infuriated, Nigel threatened to take over the Woodstone. Despite being broken-hearted over Nigel’s reaction, Isaac valiantly defended the Woodstone from Nigel’s invasion. Later, Isaac apologized to Nigel for not being forthcoming about the circumstances of Nigel’s death (‘D&D’). Isaac’s confession and apology served to deepen their friendship and their meetings grew to become a daily occurrence (‘Thorapy’).
With the Woodstone B&B due to open, Sam and Jay had the ghosts share bedrooms in order to finish up renovation of rooms (‘Thorapy’). Isaac and Hetty rather reluctantly agreed to share a room. Concerned that his fellow ghosts were focusing on Isaac’s growing relationship with Nigel, Isaac decided to make an attempt at seducing his new roommate Hetty. Hetty’s enthusiasm for Isaac’s amorous intentions deflated Isaac’s advances and his ‘mission’ failed. In a state of sorrow, Isaac later returned to Hetty to apologize. At that point, he also came out to her over his feelings for Nigel (‘Thorapy’), although Isaac related that he was not yet ready to tell Nigel.
From there, a 130-year friendship deepened and flowered into something greater and more powerful between Hetty and Isaac.
As unique events have transpired at the Woodstone Mansion, Isaac has expanded his relationships with his fellow ghosts, and has seen his own character grow in the process. In ‘Trevor’s Pants,’ Isaac, along with Hetty, Alberta, Sasappis and Sam, put Ari Cantor on notice for his involvement in Trevor’s death and disposal of the body. When he, and the others, were caught up in teenage ghost Stephanie’s ‘mean girl’ trick on Sam, Isaac expressed anger at Stephanie for her actions and apologized to Sam. But at Sam’s encouragement, was a part of the ‘ghost prom’ Sam puts on in Stephanie’s honor. And finally, in ‘Farnsby & B,’ Isaac musters the courage to approach Nigel at Hetty’s encouraging, only to be told by Jenkins that Nigel had been ‘sucked off.’ Despite his sorrow at this news, Isaac is the first to offer Sam gratitude for what she has done for the ghosts, when there was the concern that her attempt at reversing Thorfinn’s Norse curse might prevent her from seeing them anymore. Later, Nigel confronts Isaac over Jenkin’s lie that Isaac had an interest in Thorfinn. At that point, Isaac ‘comes out,’ telling Nigel that he likes him, with Nigel reciprocating the sentiment.
As Season 2 moved forward with the opening of the B&B, Isaac himself has been opening in many regards as a character himself, both in terms of his sexuality, his past and his relationship with the other characters. As Isaac slowly progressed with his relationship with Nigel, he’s had to come to terms with Nigel not being entirely comfortable with Thorfinn’s boisterous ways, but not forsaking his friendship with the Viking either (‘Spies’). In covering up his ghostly but unwelcome power to Nigel, Isaac blamed Pete for leaving the stinky trail and not him.
When Sam’s life was in peril in the safe, Isaac endured pain (and the revelation of his lie), when he stopped Jay in a heroic but humiliating act that helped save Sam (‘Halloween 2: Ghost of Hetty’s Past’).
With the help of Flower, Isaac helped foster communication and understanding of a Danish-loving Bjorn and resistant Thorfinn (‘The Baby Bjorn’). Isaac also revealed his rejection of becoming a Freemason (‘The Liquor License’). And finally, it was revealed that Isaac was hesitant in moving forward with his relationship with Nigel due to his fear that his wife Beatrice saw their marriage as a sham and he was guilt-ridden over ruining her life. When Sasappis revealed that she had traveled to see her dying husband, and dressed him in his Continental Army uniform before his death, he saw she had no ill will towards him, leaving him the freedom to go to Nigel and kiss him.
As season 2 progressed, Isaac continued to keep an ever-critical eye on going’s on at the B&B. He observed — while supplying his take on — the arrival, departure, return and final departure of Woodstone B&B manager Freddie (‘The Perfect Assistant,’ ‘The Family Business,’ and ‘Ghost Hunter’).
Isaac sought to ‘pull rank’ in ‘Ghost Hunter’ by directing other ghosts to enter Freddie’s Latvian ghost trap and later, offered advice to Samantha to help free Thorfinn, Flower and Pete from it. Isaac later flexed his leadership muscle again by protecting Hetty from the treacherous ‘fine print’ in Elias’ demonic contract, as well as lobbying fervently for Hetty to spare Pete (‘Weekend from Hell’). But the major developments for Isaac were the publishing of his long-sought-after biography and the progression of his relationship with Nigel. Both situations, though, were not without complications.
The episode ‘Isaac’s Book’ saw Isaac see his long-awaited biography completed by Sam; however, the book is initially turned down by the publisher. Unwilling to leave Isaac distraught, Sam tells him the book has been accepted, and continues to augment the lie throughout the episode, especially after the Ghosts post a Facebook announcement about it, and Sam begins to see the affect her ‘success’ is having on her successful college rival Isabel. The truth about the book eventually emerges, leaving Isaac embarrassed and angry. When Sam comes to later explain why she lied, Isaac offers Sam understanding and forgiveness as the two express how important the other is to the Woodstone household. And in a stroke of good fortune, precipitated by Isaac’s ghostly family, the book is accepted by the publishers for publication.
As season 2 continued, Isaac and Nigel’s relationship grew but experienced some residual growing pains. In ‘Trevor’s Body,’ Jenkins lets slip to Thorfinn and Pete that he and Nigel ‘liaisoned’ during the 15 hours Nigel and Isaac were apart on Christmas Eve. Upon confronting Nigel about this, Nigel tells a furious Isaac that they were on a respite, causing Isaac to tell him ‘We’re finished.’ Thorfinn later tells a depressed Isaac that there is a gay ghost residing at the Farnsby’s, and arranges for a meeting between the two, which results in nothing as Isaac is put off my George’s forward ways. Realizing how special his relationship is with Nigel, and in an effort to keep Nigel away from Jenkins, Isaac asks Nigel to move into the mansion with him.
With Nigel choosing to reside in the library, the British newcomer seeks to formally introduce himself to the others in the mansion, and immediately runs afoul of Hetty, who dislikes Nigel efforts to cut into her ‘pondering dates’ with Isaac (‘A Date to Remember’). Later, when Nigel invites her to his welcome tea, she feigns being insulted for not being welcomed first, and plots revenge on him with an eager Trevor. Hetty arranges for a half-birthday party for Alberta, ensuring Nigel’s welcome tea goes unattended. Isaac sharply rebukes Hetty for her treatment of Nigel, leaving her shocked, and later, apologetic to the couple, while Isaac is there, but defiant with Nigel when alone with him.
Thus, Nigel and Hetty are at war, unbeknownst to Isaac.
As season 2 drew to a close, Isaac expanded his relationships with others in the mansion in unusual and amusing ways. When Crash’s head is discovered in ‘Ghost Father of the Bride,’ Isaac goes to great and dramatic lengths to uncover who would have taken the young man’s head, and Alberta joins him in his investigation. As the two interview witnesses, both Isaac and Alberta assume the sleuthing personas of ‘Pony and Bangs’ and are able to extract a confession from Flower. Yet Alberta, picking up on a statement Isaac makes about what Crash was watching at the time the greaser’s head was snatched off his body, correctly concludes that Isaac was the one who took Crash’s head. As Isaac confesses, he tells her the reason he took Crash’s head was because he was bored, but charms Alberta with the fact that both of them enjoyed their time working and solving the case together. The episode ends with both of them plotting some future mischief.
To Isaac’s satisfaction, Nigel and Hetty appear to reach a detente, once Hetty makes it clear that she and Trevor are dating; the two couples even begin double-dating (‘Woodstone’s Hottest Couple’).
In the last episode of Season 2, ‘The Heir,’ Isaac was found negotiating with Sam for half of the $20,000 advance she received from the publication of his biography. When she agrees, Isaac gleefully tells some off his fellow ghosts he plans on getting a new day bed from Pottery Barn, leaving Nigel feeling spurned by Isaac for getting an item meant only for one.
After getting advice from Thorfinn and Trevor, Isaac, being the man of tradition he is, goes to Nigel, bending on one knee, and asks him for his hand in marriage.
Moving into Season 3, Isaac was caught up in the search for who was sucked off at the end of Season 2, and is relieved it is not Nigel. But he nonetheless works on attempting to salvage their engagement party in the midst of dealing with the mansion’s sorrows over Flower appearing to be the one gone (‘The Owl’). Later, to their growing joy, the couple works with Hetty, their wedding planner, and is seen in ‘He Sees Dead People’ deciding on their choice of cake and how to spend Isaac’s $10,000 for the wedding. From there, Isaac and Nigel’s relationship begins to take a complicated turn, starting with Hetty convincing Isaac to establish a prenup in order to protect his assets. Considering himself now rich, Isaac proposes the prenup to Nigel, who angrily rejects it. Later, Hetty advises Isaac to marry for love, and not focus on the money. Isaac then tells Nigel that he doesn’t want to lose him, while all three ghosts proceed to entertain a morbid discussion about Sam’s death.
Isaac sees his fortunes dramatically turn in ‘The Silent Partner.’ When Jay’s restaurant investor backs out, Mark tells Sam and Jay they need to come up with $10,000 immediately or their restaurant completion will be in jeopardy. Sasappis suggests Isaac and his share of the book advance, leaving finance bro Trevor to immediately step in to advise Isaac to not give them his money. Isaac later comes to them, saying he wants to help out but discovers they are in the process of ‘borrowing’ the money without his permission, further complicating matters. Later, Trevor moves the money into a brokerage account, and a few transactions later, earns Isaac a $187,000 return, but Isaac is uninterested in helping the couple based on their near ‘theft’ of his money. Later, when Sam requests that Isaac become their partner, Isaac leverages his position to make requests about the restaurant which are not in concert with what Jay wants. An argument ensues, which leaves Isaac feeling disrespected, and he walks through Jay, bombing him with his dysentery stink.
When Sam later tells Jay how upset Isaac is, Jay reluctantly begins to read Sam’s manuscript of Isaac’s biography. As the episode ends, Jay invites the ghosts to the restaurant and pays tribute to Isaac, by telling everyone of Isaac’s lifetime achievements — he was a barber-surgeon, an attorney, an officer and a squirrel taxidermist — and announces that the center table will be Isaac’s table.
Season 3 ends in dramatic fashion for Isaac as he develops new obsessions and a dangerous ghost from his past returns.
‘Hello, Brother’ sees Isaac develop a child-like obsession with dinosaurs as his wedding to Nigel draws closer. Upon advisement from Trevor, he hires a stripper, named Chris, who happens to be a sexy dinosaur expert, and Isaac subsequently sees his attention drawn away from his fiancé Nigel to Chris. When Chris returns to the Woodstone as the wedding DJ, and Isaac sees more things to love about him, things become complicated even further for Isaac, especially when Chris almost dies from eating food he is highly allergic to — something that Isaac can’t help but secretly desire as he grows to discover more about the world outside of the Woodstone.
Moreover, Chris’s arrival — and his playing of the loud wedding music — draws the attention of another, a ‘feral’ Puritan ghost named Patience, who has roamed around in the dirt, lost, since Isaac inadvertently abandoned her in the 1890s due to an ill timed sneeze. As ‘Isaac’s Wedding’ draws to a close, audiences are shocked to discover that Isaac cannot bring himself to say ‘I do’ to Nigel, and at the end of the episode, finds himself abducted by a vengeful Patience, who pulls him into the dirt with her.
Season 4 begins with the Woodstone occupants looking for Isaac, as he scrambles to appease an angry Patience. Using his trademark charm and insincere flattery, he convinces her he would be lonely without his friends, which prompts her to seize Sasappis to join them.
In the dungeon-like setting of Patience’s lair, Isaac takes stock of his life, telling Sasappis what a failure he has been and promising to turn over a new leaf if he gets out, but the two both still proceed to make fun of Patience’s crazed way of speaking. When she returns, and overhears this, she responds angrily but returns the two to the Woodstone basement. Later, with the two reunited with the others, Sasappis convinces Isaac that Patience deserves the warmth of the Woodstone and the friendship of others. With Sam’s eager blessing, the ghosts form a ‘human chain’ to find Patience and bring her into the mansion. As the episode ends, Isaac is found asserting his role of restaurant ‘silent partner’ regarding tile colors.
With Nigel continuing to live in the mansion, and displaying his sorrow openly to all over his breakup with Isaac a week earlier, Isaac agrees with Trevor’s idea to have Nigel move back to the shed by having Isaac tell Nancy the throuple is over and have Thorfinn and Flower tell Nigel that he needs to move out (‘Sam’s Dad’). Isaac is swiftly attacked by Nancy for relaying this message. He later finds he can’t bring himself to tell Nigel to move out, so he decides to move out himself, celebrating the fact that he is now a ‘good person.’ By the end of the episode, Nigel tells Isaac he is returning to the shed based on the requests of his fellow soldiers — as they’ve grown deeply weary of him.
For the Halloween episode (‘Halloween 4: The Witch’), Isaac agrees to Patience’s idea in trying Sam as a witch in order to stay on her good side and to allow for some fun shenanigans amongst the ghosts, later enthusiastically voting to convict Sam of witchcraft. When the ghosts believe that Sam was actually turned to stone through Patience’s curse, Isaac lures her to watch ‘the devil box’ and convinces her to stay and ‘bear witness to the sin’ of watching a trashy TV show. Later, Isaac successfully blackmails Patience by threatening to reveal her ‘path-straying’ in the form of her tv-watching and dancing, thus making her reveal what it would take to have Sam be turned back.
Isaac moves into dramatic new territory in ‘The Work Retreat’ when Sam’s reads for him an article that provides encouragement to those wanting to make a change in their ‘life’ after a breakup, and Isaac does the one thing he can — he changes his hairstyle. Doing this appears to liberate him, giving him a flirty and carefree attitude with everyone, until he hears the rumor from Nancy that Pete’s girlfriend Donna is not real. Upon him hearing this, he shockingly slaps Pete, and tells him this story of him and Donna was the reason he left Nigel at the altar. As the episode ends, Isaac is found joining Trevor, Jay and Trevor’s work associates for their ‘run of fun’ on the Woodstone grounds.
‘A Star is Dead’ finds Isaac, along with his Woodstone bestie Hetty, enjoying Alberta’s aggressive coaching of Sam in preparing her to audition for the role in the musical ‘Anything Goes’ at the Woodstone.
Moving into the episode ‘The Primary Source,’ the publisher of Isaac’s biography informs Sam that they need to authenticate her primary sources before they can publish the book. Isaac tells Sam that he hid a diary at Fort Ticonderoga prior to the American surrender in 1777, and that he buried it by the northeast gate. Upon finding and inspecting the diary, Sam and Jay discover there is nothing in it but writings of sandwiches and mutton pie recipes. Jay then agrees to forge Isaac’s diary in an all-night writing marathon, earning the applause of the basement ghosts when Isaac concludes his narration for Jay when dawn arrives. Tragically, their plan collapses when Sam inadvertently confesses to forging the diary to the authenticator, whom she mistakes him as a basement ghost. When the publisher later tells Sam they cannot publish the book as is, Sasappis has the idea of repackaging Isaac’s story as YA vampire fiction and giving him the name, Isaac Higgintooth, which Isaac comes to enthusiastically accept after some convincing by Jay and Sasappis.
In episode ‘Sad Farnsby,’ Isaac happily receives Sam’s back-ordered wedding present to him and Nigel — a dinosaur bed (that roars), and Nigel subsequently confronts Isaac over the bed while Jay is attempting to construct it. Later, when Isaac finds he is unable to enjoy laying in the dinosaur mouth that is his new bed, Alberta and Trevor convince him he is likely feeling bad because of Nigel, prompting Isaac to give the bed to his rejected fiancé. When Isaac visits the shed to see how Nigel is enjoying the bed, Nigel informs him he gave the bed to Baxter and Carol as he found it silly and inaccurate as a T-Rex mouth. This leads Isaac to make another discovery — Nigel has been studying dinosaurs on his own in order to learn about Isaac’s hobby. As the episode ends, Isaac visits Nigel, humbly and sincerely apologizes and asks if the two could become friends.
Appearance
Tall, refined and handsome, Isaac appears to be between the ages of 35-40. He has a white stock around the neck, with lace jabot at the chest in front. He is outfitted with a dark blue regimental coat with a buff-colored rise-and-fall collar, cuffs, and facings (lapels), in addition to a buff skirted waistcoat and buff breeches. On the shoulders of his coat are gold-threaded epaulettes, which are decorative in nature and signify rank (gold for officers). There are gilt buttons on each lapel, cuffs, collar, and waistcoat. He also wears leather riding boots. His look is completed by having his own brown hair queued back and tied with a blue ribbon.
In the flashbacks episodes ‘The Liquor License’ and ‘The Christmas Spirit, Part One & Part Two’ Isaac appears in simpler, early American attire. But the distinguishing part of his appearance is curly hair, which most likely is a wig.
Many thanks to Dr. Tyler Putman, Senior Manager of Gallery Interpretation, Museum of the American Revolution in Philadelphia for the information contained in the Trivia and Appearance sections!
Trivia
- Isaac’s objects as seen in the ‘Ghosts’ intros are: Spyglass (Season 1) Miniature carriage (Season 2) Plush dinosaur toy (Season 3) Set of vampire teeth (Season 4)
- Isaac is the U.S. interpretation of the Captain from the BBC ‘Ghosts’ series.
- Isaac’s uniform evokes those worn by many senior officers during the Revolutionary War. Blue and buff were the traditional colors of the Whig/opposition groups in Britain, and it appears that early in the war, George Washington and others adopted these colors as their Revolutionary uniforms.
- Isaac is a first tenor. (Ghosts CBS-NFL Promo)
- According to actor Brandon Scott Jones, his favorite part of Isaac’s garment are ‘the frilly cuffs made of lace. My least favorite thing are the pants, which have precisely 19,000 buttons which must be undone to go to the bathroom.’ (CBS Watch Magazine, Autumn 2022).
- Isaac’s wife Beatrice dressed him in his Continental Army uniform just prior to his death, coming a long distance in order to do so.
- Sasappis was a witness to Isaac’s passing in a medical tent in 1777.
- In ‘The Christmas Spirit, Part One & Part Two’ episode, he tells Pete he was spending his 280th Christmas on the property. This would make his birth year 1742 and with his passing in 1777 would make him 35 when he died.
- Beatrice gave Isaac the nickname ‘Cricket’ because to her, he continuously chirped like the little bug. She also gave him a handkerchief with a cricket on it, which he had on his person when he died.
- Isaac was married at least 4 years, having had his wedding ring on in the tavern with his meeting with Ben Franklin in 1773.
- Unlike many Founding Fathers, Isaac could not join the Freemasons, which was a devastating rejection for him.
- Isaac has seen, or has mentioned, the following founding fathers and Revolutionary War leaders: George Washington, Benjamin Franklin, Alexander Hamilton, Benedict Arnold, General William Howe, Thomas Jefferson, Samuel Adams, James Madison and John Jay.
- Both Rebecca Wisocky and Brandon Scott Jones, who plays Isaac, have also begun to take proper French lessons while shooting in Montreal, as the entire crew are ”Francophones” who they both love very much.
- Isaac sported curls in his 1773 and 1776 flashbacks (‘The Liquor License’ and ‘Alexander Hamilton and the Ruffle Kerfuffle’). According to an interview with ‘The Daily Beast‘, Jones said he pitched the curls to showrunners Joe Port and Joe Wiseman. Jones said Isaac’s queued hairstyle he sports as a ghost was ‘more the conventional norm, but it wasn’t necessarily the one he [Isaac] wanted.’
- In an interview with the Los Angeles Times, Brandon Scott Jones said that Isaac never had any children but he was curious if his bloodline was still around.
- Isaac has a love for poultry and meat pies, but is not impressed with sandwiches or pizza.
- Isaac was identified as John Jay’s protege (‘Alexander Hamilton and the Ruffle Kerfuffle’) but he later denied having invited Isaac to the signing of the Declaration of Independence when Isaac accidentally caught it on fire.
- Isaac grew up in the colony of New York (‘Ghosts’ musical song), and regards Massachusetts as a ‘lesser colony,’ despite having attended his Aunt Geraldine’s tea party in Boston (‘Season 1, ‘Flower’s Article’).
- He has mentioned ‘The Illiad’ twice (‘The Liquor License’ and ‘Trevor’s Body’).
- Due to Isaac’s fascination with dinosaurs, Sam gave Isaac and Nigel a roaring dinosaur bed for their wedding; Sam later gave Isaac a multicolor dinosaur-lamp (https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CJF3WSD1?ref_=icdp_ba_mweb_mb_pd_bap_m_grid_rp_0_28_gf&clientRefMarker=pd_bap_m_grid_rp_0_28_gf&heartsTeamIdentifier=buyagain&psc=1&heartDisabled=true)
- Foul smells seem to haunt Isaac. He revealed to Sam and Alberta that he vomited in James Madison’s carriage (‘A Star is Dead’), which Hamilton recalled was the talk of the Easter party and resulted in a total loss of Madison’s carriage due to the odor (‘Alexander Hamilton and the Ruffle Kerfuffle’).
- Isaac is worth $187,000, thanks to Trevor for trading his share of Sam’s book advance for Norwegian Cattle Futures (‘The Silent Partner’).
Quotes
- ’Could you imagine if she doesn’t make it? What a terrible last memory for him. Ending things in an argument.’’ (Season 1, Episode 1)
- ‘’I must know what he went on to do. He haunts me, and I’m a damn ghost.’’ (Season 1, Episode 2)
- ‘’I was mentioned in but one academic journal, in a footnote. I’m literally a footnote in history!’’ (Season 1, Episode 2)
- ‘’I was never the type the commoners liked to have an ale with. Those dirty, filthy, ignorant commoners.’’ (Season 1, Episode 3)
- “Huzzah!” (Season 1, Episode 4)
- ‘’Oh Gadzooks, what a couple of lickspittles!’’ (Season 1, Episode 4)
- ‘’I hate to say, ‘I told you so.’ Wait, no, it’s actually quite satisfying.’’ (Season 1, Episode 5)
- ‘’Really, no one gasped? Well, I guess if you’re not gasping at that, you’re simply not a gasper.’’ (Season 1, Episode 7)
- ‘’Well, back to the closet. To look for Jay’s shirt.’’ (Season 1, Episode 8)
- ‘’Pirate! Damn my ruffled colonial garb!’’ (Season 1, Episode 9)
- ‘’It was quite the interesting experience being inside another man.’’ (Season 1, Episode 10)
- ‘’Need I remind you before that saint of a man was felled by a little girl’s arrow? No one compromised on anything around here.’’ (Season 1, Episode 12)
- “You’re a woman with a comely nape, and this man wants to kiss it.” (Season 1, Episode 15)
- “Okay, I’ll say it. And then it’s said. The person who caught my eye is ….. Nigel.” (Season 1, Episode 15)
- ‘Oh, well, Hamilton pretended to not know me at a party once. And then “got my name wrong” several times over the years after that. Classic archrival shenanigans.’ (Season 1, Episode 16)
- ‘Oh, come on. That was gasp-worthy. There’s something wrong with you people.’ (Season 1, Episode 16)
- ‘You have bros. And we are they. Enjoy.’ (Season 1, Episode 16)
- ‘Oh, God, who would’ve thought that a prom of all things would create such a stressful situation.’ (Season 1, Episode 17)
- ‘The Boston Tea Party. Well, all they were missing was a giant shortbread cookie. That would’ve killed at the tavern.’ (Season 1, Episode 17)
- ‘Please tell me you’re not quoting that musical Hamilton. Incorrectly, I might add.’ (Season 1, Episode 18)
- ‘I-I recently learned that you should say things to people before is too late. So even if this isn’t goodbye, I think I speak for all when I say, Sam, you have changed our afterlives for the better. And we are forever grateful. And please finish my biography. You have really dropped the ball on that. Okay, you may proceed.’ (Season 1, Episode 18)
- ‘I like you….Please don’t make me say it again.’ (Season 1, Episode 18)
- ‘Oh, someone can consume food. Must be nice.’ (Season 2, Episode 1)
- ‘I don’t even know what this thing is with Nigel yet, but whatever it is, I don’t want to ruin it before it starts. So I’m sorry that Thor is unhappy, but when is it my chance to be happy? Hmm? When is it old Higgintoot’s turn?’ (Season 2, Episode 1)
- ‘And Nigel, I care about you but something I learned today is that If you want to be my special companion, you got to get with my Viking friend.’ (Season 2, Episode 1)
- ‘Hetty, are you ill? Can we, can we get ill?’ (Season 2, Episode 2)
- ‘Wait. Should we be feeling a slight moral quandary about delving into Alberta’s personal writings?’ (Season 2, Episode 2)
- ‘Come on, man! You wrote a book, read one!’ (Season 2, Episode 2)
- ‘Oh, great gasp, everyone. Bravo.’ (Season 2, Episode 2)
- ‘Oh, yes, she is select… oh wait, I don’t have to pretend anymore. That’s nice.’ (Season 2, Episode 3)
- ‘As a delegate to the Second Continental Congress, I partook in difficult negotiations. But, through dialogue, we found interests that aligned.’ (Season 2, Episode 3)
- In my day, if one wanted change, one would put pen to parchment. It was my letters that inspired the public to demand a second watering trough outside the statehouse.’ (Season 2, Episode 4)
- ‘Wait, are you pregnant? Did Jay’s seed find purchase?’ (Season 2, Episode 4)
- ‘This is our first party as whatever it is we are now.’ (Season 2, Episode 5)
- ‘Pete. It was Pete. When the Livings walk through him, it smells. Stinky Pete is what we call him.’ (Season 2, Episode 5)
- ‘Yes. Stinky Pete is I.’ (Season 2, Episode 5)
- ‘Damn it. I snooze-eth and lose-eth.’ (Season 2, Episode 6)
- ‘Through a combination of shrewd bargaining and a general disdain for physical touch… hmm… which leads her to never cash them in, Hetty has amassed a vast wealth of back rubs.’ (Season 2, Episode 6)
- ‘Oh, yeah, he’s got you there, Sam. Who, what, where, when, why, how many severed heads? These are the tools of your trade.’ (Season 2, Episode 6)
- ‘Well, you know, so was Benedict Arnold (a traitor) but he was still a delightful dinner party guest.’ (Season 2, Episode 6)
- ‘Okay. It feels like you’re deliberately twisting my words.’ (Season 2, Episode 6)
- ‘Sam, did you know they wouldn’t let Hamilton sign the Declaration of Independence? Yes! They knew where those fingers had been!’ (Season 2, Episode 7)
- ‘Suck on that, Hamilton.’ (Season 2, Episode 7)
- ‘Yes, but sometimes traditional is meant to be broken, especially when one party desires to go in a new direction.’ (Season 2, Episode 7)
- ‘I deserve a vote in where we walk. No ambulation without representation.’ (Season 2, Episode 7)
- ‘Got talked into buying the big carriage. It’s a lot of carriage, let me tell you. Two horse powered.’ (Season 2, Episode 8)
- ‘It’s the most illustrious men in the American colonies. Oh, to be one of them.’ (Season 2, Episode 8)
- ‘Ah, yes. Knockers. My favorite. Wish she had three instead of 2‘ (Season 2, Episode 8)
- ‘Damn those pesky wedding vows!’ (Season 2, Episode 8)
- ‘We were the original fraternal organization. Ben Franklin, George Washington, Samuel Adams were counted amongst our membership.’ (Season 2, Episode 8)
- ‘An the answer is, an organization that promotes high-minded conversations about philosophy, poetry and ethics.’ (Season 2, Episode 8)
- ‘Okay, where were we? Ah, yes. Throwing a party of our own.’ (Season 2, Episode 8)
- ‘Despite my claims, I never actually was a Freemason.’ (Season 2, Episode 8)
- ‘Well, it doesn’t get the best miles per bale of hay, but, uh, she sure is roomy.’ (Season 2, Episode 8)
- ‘So, when I got the chance to start my own fraternity, i decided to turn it into the Freemasons, so I could finally belong. But here I am, rejected once again.’ (Season 2, Episode 8)
- ‘Oh. Oh, Trevor… What a gift you’ve given me.’ (Season 2, Episode 8)
- ‘I’m sure my 280th Christmas will be my best one yet. Yippee.’ (Season 2, Episode 9)
- ‘Oh, it’s just vexing, these nerves. I’m no neophyte. My Beatrice and I locked lips many times. Over a hundred.’ (Season 2, Episode 9)
- ‘I died of dysentery, so it’s always sort of gurgling down there. But, yes, he does produce a certain flutter that seems distinct from gas.’ (Season 2, Episode 9)
- ‘That most suggestive of greenery.’ (Season 2, Episode 9)
- ‘You know, next week’s our anniversary. And I must say it has been another blissful year.’ (Season 2, Episode 10)
- ‘Well, in the dream, my dear Beatrice accused me of being a ‘big gay liar,’ and saying that I wasted her life.’ (Season 2, Episode 10)
- ‘Why should I be happy when she never got to be happy?’ (Season 2, Episode 10)
- ‘The problem is that I wronged somebody who died 200 years ago and there’s nothing I can do about it.’ (Season 2, Episode 10)
- ‘Hmm? Oh, it’s a cricket. Beatrice embroidered it on there. That was her nickname for me. She said I had a tendency to chirp endlessly like a cricket.’ (Season 2, Episode 10)
- ‘Are you saying Beatrice came to visit me on my deathbed?’ (Season 2, Episode 10)
- ‘Beatrice came all that way just to change my clothes and be with me in my final moments?’ (Season 2, Episode 10)
- ‘Bottomless alcoholic beverages? How does such an establishment stay in business?’ (Season 2, Episode 11)
- ‘Samantha, you have to see this! There’s a car ghost!’ (Season 2, Episode 11)
- ‘A sauce made from horses.’ (Season 2, Episode 11)
- ‘After brunch with her bitches, which apparently is a term of endearment.’ (Season 2, Episode 11)
- ‘’Bastard’ is a term of endearment? What has become of the lexicon?’ (Season 2, Episode 11)
- ‘Push that leverage, young man. Gouge ‘em!’ (Season 2, Episode 11)
- ‘What’s a Brita?’ (Season 2, Episode 12)
- ‘Modernity’s obsession with clean drinking water. What’s everybody so afraid of?’ (Season 2, Episode 12)
- ‘He (Freddie) looks like Hamilton after a night at the whorehouse. Which he frequented. No songs in the musical about that.’ (Season 2, Episode 12)
- ‘Indeed, and we’ll go watch you wallow.’ (Season 2, Episode 12)
- ‘Indeed, as we’ve already established it’s most certainly a children’s toy. But, on the off chance it is a functioning ghost trap, it wouldn’t be safe with all of us crowded around, jostling and shoving, trying to get our sniffs in.’ (Season 2, Episode 13)
- ‘I can’t believe I’m saying this, but great minds think alike (to Flower). One of us should touch the trap. And as the commanding officer, that responsibility should fall to me… to pick the person. Pete, do it.’ (Season 2, Episode 13)
- ‘Pete, I say this with love, but we’re wasting valuable, valuable sniffing time. Now get in there.’ (Season 2, Episode 13)
- ‘Oh, you know that expression came from my era. We had to literally bite bullets during surgery because we lacked anesthesia.’ (Season 2, Episode 13)
- ‘Sass and Jessica decided that they moved in together too quickly, so Jay now has to sell the car back from a position of weakness.’ (Season 2, Episode 13)
- ‘They’re calling it ‘Bait-to-Plate.’ My coinage.’ (Season 2, Episode 14)
- ‘Uh, Nigel, can we get back to our walk? I’m not interested in watching ants, or having your ex-lover stare at me weirdly.’ (Season 2, Episode 14)
- ‘Nigel, you should know that Jenkins has been spreading the most vile of rumors, trying to drive a wedge between us.’ (Season 2, Episode 14)
- ‘I can’t believe I ever trusted Nigel.’ (Season 2, Episode 14)
- ‘Oh, that’s a bit forward! Aren’t you a Puritan?!’ (Season 2, Episode 14)
- ‘You know, it’s all a bit fast for me, George! How about reading?! Are you a fan?! Have you read ‘The Iliad’?!’ (Season 2, Episode 14)
- ‘I wanted to let you know that I’ve decided to forgive you. I’ve realized that what we have is special.’ (Season 2, Episode 14)
- ‘The point is Nigel, is that you are a gentleman. And that is a very rare thing, and I could not have chosen a better person to be struck with together forever.’ (Season 2, Episode 14)
- ‘But, moving forward, I don’t think you should continue to live with Jenkins. Not because I don’t trust you, but because he’s a son of a bitch.’ (Season 2, Episode 14)
- ‘… Jay dropped part of a sandwich behind that couch a few weeks ago, so at night there are roaches.’ (Season 2, Episode 14)
- ‘Hetty and I meet regularly to stare out of the window in the upstairs den and ponder life’s great mysteries. Why are we here? What is our purpose? Do fish have nightmares? You know, that type of thing.’ (Season 2, Episode 15)
- ‘Okay, okay. I’m here. The party can begin. Oh, no. That was a joke that was entirely reliant on the party having already begun.’ (Season 2, Episode 15)
- ‘You have acted most cruelly toward someone I care about very much. And I would not have expected that from my supposed best friend.’ (Season 2, Episode 15)
- ‘Huzzah! Our wounds are healing. And apply this knowledge as a salve: There’s enough of old Higgintoot to go around.’ (Season 2, Episode 15)
- ‘An entire team is discussing Isaac Higgintoot. That sounds very promising!’ (Season 2, Episode 16)
- ‘When he (Freddie) was driven screaming from the premises by ghosts. We have fun.’ (Season 2, Episode 16)
- ‘It’s just that this is my legacy, Samantha. I’ll either be relegated to the trash heap of history, or see all of my dreams come true. So, which is it?’ (Season 2, Episode 16)
- ‘Now, I know some of you are probably worried about how this might change things. But worry not. You may be long forgotten by the world, but you are now friends with someone who isn’t.’ (Season 2, Episode 16)
- ‘Oh, that is our lot in life. To be admired is to be envied.’ (Season 2, Episode 16)
- ‘Hard to believe there’s an explanation for that level of betrayal.’ (Season 2, Episode 16)
- ‘You know, Samantha, I’m not sure if you’re aware of this, but I have a bit of a chip on my shoulder about Hamilton.’ (Season 2, Episode 16)
- ‘Sweet, sweet external validation!’ (Season 2, Episode 16)
- ‘Hold on a second. This is a contract. “If executed by the undersigned, it would release Elias from the permanent bonds of the underworld, and return him to the location of his death.”’ (Season 2, Episode 17)
- ‘Oh, dear, that’s right. It says right here, “said forgiveness must be offered in all sincerity.” Emphasis mine.’ (Season 2, Episode 17)
- ‘There’s a simple solution. Elias must do whatever it takes to earn Hetty’s actual forgiveness.’ (Season 2, Episode 17)
- ‘It is puzzling. That said, Benjamin Franklin was a celebrated womanizer, and he looked like a walrus.’ (Season 2, Episode 18)
- ‘If the problem is Alicia is unaware of Todd’s weirdness, you must simply illuminate her, like we did with the colonists when it came to the evils of King George.’ (Season 2, Episode 18)
- ‘You finally found your stable boy. Happy for you, Henrietta.’ (Season 2, Episode 18)
- ‘A crime has been committed. A headnapper is on the loose. And I will not rest until I bring him or her to justice.’ (Season 2, Episode 19)
- ‘Necking? In your condition? That seems a bit risky.’ (Season 2, Episode 19)
- ‘I was bored. I-I thought a mystery could spice things up, so… yes, I tossed Crash’s head into the woods. I thought solving the crime could be a diversion, something to help while away eternity.’ (Season 2, Episode 19)
- ‘I’m not proud of it, but at least one good thing did come of this. When was the last time the two of us spent this kind of time together?’ (Season 2, Episode 19)
- ‘Oh, it’s so fun to have another couple to do things with now.’ (Season 2, Episode 20)
- ‘He (Elias) could drink anyone under the table with class, and vomit most discreetly.’ (Season 2, Episode 20)
- ‘Wouldn’t mind watching him go at it. Them, I said them.’ (Season 2, Episode 21)
- ‘We also know that shortly after Alberta’s death, Theresa started dating Earl. Damning evidence slash juicy gossip.’ (Season 2, Episode 21)
- ‘Alberta, how could you not think to tell us you rejected Al Capone that night?’ (Season 2, Episode 21)
- ‘I know it’s not the time, but I always thought that Thomas was gay so I do consider this a personal victory. Again, acknowledged, not the time. But very vindicating.’ (Season 2, Episode 21)
- ‘Oh, yes. I can see them. They’re staring at me. They do not seem pleased.’ (Season 2, Episode 21)
- ‘My God. I could buy Delaware.’ (Season 2, Episode 22)
- ‘Sasappis brings up an interesting point. I am the subject of the book and your collaborator. Shouldn’t I be entitled to half the compensation?’ (Season 2, Episode 22)
- ‘Oh, she’s about to surrender. Nigel, this must take you back.’ (Season 2, Episode 22)
- ‘I can buy Rhode Island.’ (Season 2, Episode 22)
- ‘I’ve never been overly fond of pizza. Now a quail oven, though, is that a thing?’ (Season 2, Episode 22)
- ‘I saw it (a daybed) in a catalog for this emporium called the Pottery Barn, and I must have it.’ (Season 2, Episode 22)
- ‘Moving in together as a ghost is different than moving in together as a Living. The stakes are much higher. I mean, what if things go south? I will be heartbroken for eternity.’ (Season 2, Episode 22)
- ‘Nigel… Will you make me the happiest ghost on the entire property?’ (Season 2, Episode 22)
- ‘You’re referring to the bullet I killed you with.’ (Season 2, Episode 22)
- ‘Oh, and I’ll ask Samantha if we can just use one of the extra guest rooms. If she says no, I’ll tell her she’s being homophobic. It gets stuff done.’ (Season 2, Episode 22)
- ‘Could you imagine, one of us sucked off on the night of our engagement?’ (Season 3, Episode 1)
- ‘Okay, not to be insensitive, but do you get the sense that our engagement party is still on for tonight?’ (Season 3, Episode 1)
- ‘Um… if Flower taught us anything, it was to celebrate life’s happy moments. She would not want this to be a somber affair. In fact, she might even want it to be a combined memorial/engagement party.’ (Season 3, Episode 1)
- ‘Agreed. James Madison’s hunting print was hung several feet too high. We could barely stare at it for the entire burn of a tallow candle.’ (Season 3, Episode 2)
- ‘I understand Thor’s frustration. After all, Flower was his third paramour to be sucked off….Oh, that’s right, I keep forgetting. None of you were around for Luella or Flat Maria.’ (Season 3, Episode 2)
- ‘Until you’ve seen it, you can’t imagine what a herd of cattle can do to the human body.’ (Season 3, Episode 2)
- ‘Seriously? And I get the fart thing.’ (Season 3, Episode 2)
- ‘Nigel will come around to the carrot cake. Don’t you worry.’ (Season 3, Episode 3)
- ‘Oh my God. It’s like a sadness duel, and they’ve both been shot dead.’ (Season 3, Episode 3)
- ‘No one is planning to fail. I’m just planning to continue to be rich in the event things do fail.’ (Season 3, Episode 3)
- ‘I don’t want to end up poor, but I also don’t want to end up a loser in love like Pete or Sasappis.’ (Season 3, Episode 3)
- ‘I don’t want to lose you.’ (Season 3, Episode 3)
- ‘Interesting. So you’re saying Samantha’s imminent demise, in a way, makes the money less important.’ (Season 3, Episode 3)
- ‘I don’t want a prenup. I just want you. Because love is more important than money and Samantha is going to die.’ (Season 3, Episode 3)
- ‘This is going about as well as it did for the Hessians on Christmas Day. We murdered them in their sleep.’ (Season 3, Episode 4)
- ‘Or, or perhaps the object needed to be something that was on their person when they passed. Remember, the maid died with the feather duster.’ (Season 3, Episode 4)
- ‘Well, there you go, Samantha. You just simply must leave the party and go dig up the site of Flower’s demise. Or, more like, just make Jay do it.’ (Season 3, Episode 4)
- ‘Pete, want to join us at the party? You’re being a real John Jay up here. [laughs] He was most shy.’ (Season 3, Episode 4)
- ‘Yes, that’s the spirit, you odd little man.’ (Season 3, Episode 4)
- ‘Well, they think they’re gonna die.’ (Season 3, Episode 4)
- ‘Hamilton would say you could just print the money, and then he’d probably go whoring, which he did.’ (Season 3, Episode 5)
- ‘I once turned down the opportunity to be part owner in a tavern, and I always regretted it.’ (Season 3, Episode 5)
- ‘They were known for their horse pie. They put cinnamon in it. The name of the horse was Cinnamon.’ (Season 3, Episode 5)
- ‘And I was a Captain. It’s Captain Fartypants.’ (Season 3, Episode 5)
- ‘I’m rich. I could buy Delaware twice over. I wouldn’t want to, but I could.’ (Season 3, Episode 5)
- ‘Need I remind you, Samantha, that that money belongs to moi.’ (Season 3, Episode 5)
- ‘Don’t you “Isaac” me. You will get nothing. Your cushions will have no tufts. No tufts!’ (Season 3, Episode 5)
- ‘You know, Trevor was suggesting that I invest my funds in something called a Lamborghini. Apparently, it’s some sort of cat magnet which I find very interesting as a man of science.’ (Season 3, Episode 5)
- ‘Now let’s talk name. How do we feel about…Higgintoot’s?’ (Season 3, Episode 5)
- ‘Or… “Isaac’s House of Horse Pie.’ It does put a lot of pressure on the horse pie, but I believe Jay can do it.’ (Season 3, Episode 5)
- ‘Why would you listen to me? I was nothing in life, and I guess I’m a nothing now.’ (Season 3, Episode 5)
- ‘And I’m honored. Although I will be laughing when you’re cleaning up all that urine the sawdust could’ve soaked up.’ (Season 3, Episode 5)
- ‘You mean to tell me that ferocious creatures the size of a house once roamed the earth?’ (Season 3, Episode 6)
- ‘Who cares? Monsters are real?’ (Season 3, Episode 6)
- ‘A meteor got rid of the dinosaurs…. I just thought it was neat.’ (Season 3, Episode 6)
- ‘That sounds like something a brachiosaur would drink water from.’ (Season 3, Episode 6)
- ‘Pachycephalosaurus, charge! He moved!’ (Season 3, Episode 6)
- ‘That was an exterior wall. I fell two stories. I mean, I know we can’t get hurt, but why didn’t anyone come looking for me? What’d I miss?’ (Season 3, Episode 6)
- ‘And with that, he’s gone. Just like those terrible lizards they called dinosaurs. What? They were big. It’s interesting.’ (Season 3, Episode 6)