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• “Can cats even drink coffee? What the hell is going on out there?” -Sasappis
• “Thors shipmates left without him a thousand years ago and every year on the runup to the anniversary he starts acting out.” -Samantha
• “It’s not fine, this morning I waved at him and he chopped my hand off. Was it the most physical contact I’ve had in months? Was it nice to just feel something? Point is, I’m available for setups, people.” -Isaac
• “Why so many steps? Why you not build this house shorter?” -Thorfinn
• “You mean the time when you were nine and your mother left you at a target store for an hour after you threw a fit?” -Hetty
• “All I wanted was the Lisa Frank Trapper Keeper with the dolphin on it.” -Samantha
• “They would be the power couple in the friend group if they had any living friends.” -Alberta
• “Jay is lying through his teeth. He don’t want his screw-up sister anywhere near his restaurant.” -Alberta
• “I don’t know about this. That girl is a train wreck. I’ve witnessed an actual train wreck. Well, that was more of a heist gone wrong but wanna know who was involved? I ain’t talking.” -Alberta
• “Well, my mum left me at target when I was in third grade. And now I’m filled with rage.” -Samantha
• “Shut up Samantha, Thor just have amazing idea. You go to Norway, talk to ghosts and dead shipmates, And find real reason for Thor abandonment.” -Thorfinn
• “Wait a minute, you can spy on Bela to make sure she’s not making any mistakes and then report back to me tomorrow night!” -Jay
• “You know, usually I don’t like to get in the middle of family drama, but that’s not true. I love to.” -Sasappis
• “I went to a dead show in Norway once. Well I thought I did. It turns out I was just on acid and never left my bedroom.” -Flower
• “Isn’t little pete what everyone calls your grandson?” -Hetty
• “You hear that, Pete? Jay loose recipes all because you not go to Norway.” -Thorfinn
• “She did almost spill ginger ale on her computer but she caught it.” -Alberta
• “You’re gonna get tickets to Jersey Boys on tour? It just might work!” -Flower
• “I have been up and down the north talking to anyone without a pulse.” -Pete
• “This is by far the longest Pete has ever been gone. I wonder what happens if he completely disappears.” -Isaac
• “Is it bad that I sorta wanna find out?” -Hetty
• “I disappeared once. Turns out I was just down a well, it’s a crazy story I’ll tell you guys about it sometime.” -Flower
• “Oh it was a whole thing. Basically, Sami day threw a wrench in my whole plan. I had to fly into Newart instead of JFK, then I had to crawl from the nearest bus stop. He drove right past me, Sam.” -Pete
• “No judgment. I was once reading a Thomas pain leaflet and drove my carriage right into a donkey.” -Isaac
• “Was it conspiracy? Betrayal? Did ship captain fear that Thor was threat to replace him due to Thor natural charisma?” -Thorfinn
• “Yea I guess they did a head count and at first a guy named Ivar was wearing a hat and then took the hat off and they counted him twice.” -Pete
• “I dealt with the great monster during travels once. It’s what we call John Jay’s sensitive tummy.” -Isaac
• “Thor, in a way, your abandonment is kind of a best case scenario. It was an accident. And as I’ve told the grieving parents of many factory workers over the years, accidents happen.” -Hetty
• “I think I’m gonna take a page out of Thor’s book and forgive my mum for leaving me at target.” -Samantha