‘Viking Funeral’ begins with Thorfinn joining the other ghosts to tell them that Sam and Jay are arguing over whether to spend money to fix the roof or repair the fountain. Concluding that watching the young couple argue is more interesting than watching paint dry, the ghosts decide to eavesdrop on them.

In the kitchen, Sam and Jay discuss where the repair work is most needed. Sam has to contend with dealing with the nosy and opinionated ghosts , in addition to a talking with a patient but sometimes confused husband who cannot see or the ghosts. Jay finally acquiesces to the fountain that Sam wants.

Later, several of the ghosts, to include Pete, Sasappis, Trevor and Alberta, come to Sam with their own questions and favors. In frustration, Sam tells them that she understands they are excited to have a ‘Living’ to direct their questions to but they can’t continue to bombard her with questions like this. She asks them to chose one representative to come to her for questions. While arguing with the ghosts on this matter, contractor Mark comes in and notices her talking to what looks to him, to be no one. Sam quickly invents a story to explain her behavior. Mark then requests Sam and Jay come outside.

Once outside, he shows them human remains they have uncovered on their digs around the property. At that point, several of the ghosts gather around to have a look for themselves, including Thorfinn, who enthusiastically exclaims, ‘Hey, that’s me!’

Thorfinn then explains to his fellow ghosts how he watched his body decay and become absorbed by the earth overtime. Mark tells Sam and Jay that he is obligated to report the remains to the county, which will result in their renovations becoming significantly delayed. At Thorfinn’s urging, Sam makes the argument to Mark that the bones could be of Viking origin; Mark insists that regardless of the origin of the bones, he will have to report them. Alberta suggests to Sam that she solve this problem by finding a way to dispose of the remains.

Back in the mansion, the ghosts gather together to discuss Sam’s demand for one spokesperson to speak for all. Isaac strives to convince them that he alone is the best person to speak on their behalf to Sam. Annoyed with Isaac’s boastful ‘victory,’ Alberta says she is going to run against him for the spokesperson position. Infuriated at Alberta for seeking to campaign against him for the ghostly representative position, Isaac storms off.

As night falls on the Woodstone, Sam and Jay work on retrieving Thorfinn’s remains. Thorfinn proceeds to tell Sam of how he died a thousand years ago (he was struck by lightning, on the grounds of where the Woodstone mansion would stand). Thorfinn then recalls the greatest of Viking dreams — to have a Viking funeral. Encouraged that Jay is already knowledgeable about Viking funerals, Thorfinn all but begs Sam and Jay for the coveted Viking funeral.

The next day, Jay tells Mark that the bones ‘disappeared’ overnight, possibly being carried away by wild dogs. To Jay’s dismay, Mark tells him that if they were Viking remains, a museum would pay a great deal to acquire them.

Back inside the mansion, Isaac and Alberta are actively campaigning for votes. At first, Hetty does not believe that women should vote, but changes her mind to vote for Alberta once Alberta has a heart-to-heart talk with her about this very issue, and others. Meanwhile, Sam and Thorfinn discuss the details for his Viking funeral. Thorfinn wishes to have mead and an accompanying orgy, which Sam cannot accommodate. Meanwhile, Isaac heads to the ‘cholera pit’ downstairs, the place where the other ghosts fear, to try to drum up votes.

Sam joins the other ghosts as they observe a dejected Thorfinn outside. Hetty informs Sam that having his longed for Viking funeral might allow him to be ‘sucked off’ and ascend to heaven. (Only Sam and Trevor understand the raunchy meaning of this term, while the other ghosts see this as an innocent and hopeful phrase).

Sam and Jay later visit Thorfinn. The sad Viking tells Sam that he was abandoned by his fellow shipmates. Upon hearing this tragic news, Sam relates this new revelation to Jay, and tells him a Viking funeral might allow him to achieve resolution. She talks him into going through with the Viking funeral.

Thorfinn is thrilled at this news but cheerfully relays he cannot reverse the curses he has put on them for not helping him.

Later in the mansion, Hetty proudly announces her vote for Alberta, which leads them to believe she has prevailed over Isaac. Triumphantly, Isaac announces to them that not all votes have been counted and brings forth the dreaded
‘Cholera’ ghosts. This group of spirits then tell Isaac they are voting for ‘Creepy Dirk,’ which makes him the victor over Isaac.

Later that evening, the ghosts and the Livings gather on the lake to celebrate Thorfinn’s Viking funeral. With Pete as a guide and Sam the interpreter, Jay successfully shoots the arrow into the canoe containing Thorfinn’s remains. Thor expresses his gratitude to Sam and Jay for the funeral. As Trevor comes over to share a few words to Thorfinn over this special occasion, Isaac takes the opportunity to tell Alberta that she has won his respect and that she truly has the Mark of an inspiring politician.

Suddenly, a light appears on Thorfinn’s head and immediately, the ghosts take it to mean he is going to be ‘sucked off,’ as does Thorfinn, who believes Valhalla awaits him. Seeing this, Flower runs up to him and confesses her long-standing love to Thorfinn. Unfortunately, it is revealed that the ‘heavenly’ light is actually, the light from the police cruiser, with the officers telling Sam and Jay to put out the fire from the burning canoe. Thorfinn asks
Flower if this means a second chance between the two, but Flower backs off from her confession.

Thorfinn later tells his fellow ghosts, and Sam and Jay, of his gratitude in that they have stood by him and did not abandon him.

• “Nothing better than watching a good husband-wife argument. What’s the beef?” -Alberta
• “Ah, Home renovation– a classic of the genre. Shall we go spectate?” -Issac
• “I mean, we’re literally watching paint dry.” -Alberta
• “These new glosses are fantastic. But, yeah, fight’s probably more interesting.” -Pete
• “So, imagine– you’re a guest driving up to our B&B and the first thing you see is this giant gleaming fountain.” -Samantha
• “Right. Because ghosts are a real thing and my wife talks to them now.” -Jay
• “And, just so you know, the ghosts agree with me.” -Samantha
• “So, back to the paint?” -Alberta
• “Ooh! I wonder if it dried lighter. Hmm.” -Pete
• “Could you look up all the Mets scores for me for the last 37 years?” -Pete
• “This spotify thing, am I on there? Ooh, I’d love to hear some of my old recordings, instead of that racket Jay’s been listening to.” -Alberta
• “Hey. That’s me!” -Thorfinn
• “I watched my flesh rot and my bones swallowed by the earth over hundreds of years. Was pretty cool.” -Thorfinn
• “What if the bones were really old? Like, uh… like viking bones? Just to randomly name some type of really old… bones. -Samantha
• “I’ll give you a piece of advice my bootlegger boyfriend used to live by: get rid of the damn body.” -Alberta 
• “While I’m having a moment of lucidity, can we just go over this one more time?” -Flower
• “So, now, who is Sam? Am I Sam?” -Flower
• “Who are we, my butler?” –Hetty
• “Don’t worry. I’ll keep it to a brisk hour.” -Isaac
• “Ah, screw it. I’m running against this windbag.” -Alberta
• “I was outside. They started early.” -Isaac
• “Actually, indigenous governments were the model for American federalism, so…” -Sasappis
• “Oh, pop some popcorn, ‘cause this is about to get good.” -Trevor
• “We also invented popcorn. You’re welcome.” -Sasappis
• “Oh, this can’t be legal. This is a crime. We’re committing a crime.” -Jay
• “It’s victimless. The victim is literally here saying it’s okay.” -Samantha
• “Well, I fell in love with a white girl with a cute, cute butt and then she inherited a haunted house and then-” -Jay
• “In retrospect, a metal helmet was probably not a good idea.” -Thorfinn
• “Sorry to point at you with your own bone.” -Jay
• “Every viking boy from very little dreams of dying horrifically.” -Thorfinn
• “What, like we shoot a flaming arrow and burn the bones in a boat?” -Thorfinn
• “I married a nine year old.” -Samantha
• “Well, I do believe that women should have each other’s backs. But I don’t believe that women should be allowed to vote.” -Hetty
• “And extra money to put a booth in the kitchen like Chip and Joanna did in the last season.” -Jay
• “Don’t worry, he’ll get over it in like fifty years. He might mention a Norse curse, but we don’t think that’s real.” -Sasappis
• “Sometimes– very rare occasions– when a ghost is able to resolve a long-standing issue, the heavens open up and… whoosh, they get sucked off.” -Hetty
• “Don’t tell them, please? This is all I have.” -Trevor
• “We literally owe thousands of penningars. I looked up Viking money.” -Jay
• “Jormgandr the Midgard Serpent will be visiting you in your night sleep, and your firstborn child will have the head of cabbage.” -Thorfinn
• “Although, I’m still against them going to college.” -Hetty
• “We’re all voting for Creepy Dirk.” – Basement Ghost
• “So, uh, when do I get to talk to the lady that smells good?” -Creepy Dirk
• “Yeah, democracy is broken. It’s a flawed system, everyone.” -Isaac
• “I would take Pete’s advice on this with a grain of salt.” -Hetty
• “Sometimes you meet a bro. And you’re like, ‘This is a bro…’” -Trevor
• “I just wanted to say that, even though neither of us won the election, you have won my respect.” -Isaac
• “Those dirty, filthy, ignorant commoners.” -Isaac
• “By the eye of the all-father, Valhalla!” -Thorfinn
• “Thorfinn, I love you. I’ve always loved you.” -Flower
• “You know, I think I kind of got caught up in the moment.” -Flower